Be Naked – this applies to everyone, you, your significant other and any children you have in tow.
Always and Everywhere, sit on a towel.
Don’t say anything mean or threatening to anyone else and certainly do not ask for sexual favors.
Be Discreet – we only use first names and couples by name (of name) i.e., Bonnie (of Clyde) and leave your camera (and that includes cell phones and/or tablets) in the car.
Enjoy the beverage of your choice. Don’t allow yourself to become obnoxious from it. Throw your trash away and don’t bring glass on the pool deck.
Drugs – don’t possess or consume anything that’s illegal in Missouri
Throw your trash away. Clean up behind yourself, including when you use the Community Kitchen.
Drive and Walk Slow – 5 mph is the speed limit and it is radar patrolled (ok, not really radar patrolled). One nudist’s life is worth a little of your time.
Park where cars are supposed to park.
Guns – don’t let anyone see yours. You’ll be naked so there is no where to conceal it. Leave it locked in your car. Of course, if you can’t carry a gun, you can’t hunt.
Fireworks – No where, no how (a big no-no)
Don’t swim in the pond. We have an awesome salt water pool for swimming.
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