Get ready to bare it all and sparkle this Independence Day weekend at the Forty Acre Club in Lonedell, Missouri! That’s right, pack your sunscreen but leave the stitchery at home because this is not a "clothing-optional" event—nudity isn’t just encouraged; it’s required!

July 4th: Kick off the festivities with an "Appetizer Extravaganza!" Feel the freedom as you enjoy hot dogs (watch where you point those things!) and swap tales by the campfire. Just remember, when you're roasting marshmallows, it's not just the sausages that need to stay out of the flames!

July 5th: Rise and shine for a jam-packed day! Dive into games and test your skills in our nude tournaments. Who needs uniforms when you can have uniforms of none? Refuel with dinner, then light up the night even brighter than the fireworks with our dance party. As the sky dazzles above, get ready to cut a rug—or should we say, cut the grass?

July 6th: All that dancing probably worked up an appetite, so good news: our snack bar is open all day! Perfect for grabbing a bite in between your leisurely laps around the pool or lounging like the royalty you are—crown optional.

A gentle reminder for our younger nudists: the clubhouse turns into a pumpkin for those under 18 after 9 PM during the dance. Time to let the adults do adult-ish things, like figuring out where to keep their car keys.

So, come on down to where the sun is hot, the food is cool, and the clothes are non-existent. Celebrate Independence Day in true liberated style at the Forty Acre Club. It's the only place where you can truly "hang out" with all your friends!