Join us at the Forty Acre Club for an Easter Celebration like no other! On March 15, 2025, embrace the freedom and joy of the season surrounded by nature and good company. We'll have games throughout the day, suitable for all ages and activity levels. Remember, our club celebrates the naturist lifestyle, offering a unique and liberating way to participate in traditional festivities. Bring your festive spirit—and maybe a towel to sit on—and prepare for a day of fun in the sun. Everyone is welcome to partake in the egg hunts, sack races, and much more. Let's make this Easter memorable at America's Gateway Family Nudist Club!

Cap off a delightful day of Easter celebrations with a sumptuous Easter Dinner at the Forty Acre Clubhouse, starting at 6 PM on March 15, 2025. Our dinner will feature a delicious array of traditional and innovative dishes, perfectly suited to enjoy in our relaxed, naturist environment. From succulent roasts to fresh salads and delectable desserts, there's something to tantalize every palate. Remember, our club values comfort and natural living, ensuring a truly comfortable and festive dining experience. Gather around our communal tables for an evening of good food, laughter, and the warmth of community. We look forward to celebrating with you!

Get ready to bare it all creatively at the Forty Acre Club's Sip & Paint event on May 17, 2025! Leave your clothes and worries at the door and join us for an afternoon where paint and wine flow freely. Whether you're a seasoned artist or a curious newbie, this is the perfect chance to dab, sip, and giggle your way through a canvas. Get the creativity flowing, and an unforgettable experience of artistic expression in the buff. Reserve your easel today and remember – at our Sip & Paint, it’s less about the perfect lines and more about the perfect time!

At the Forty Acre Club, our potluck dinners come with a cheeky twist—you can bring your grandma’s casserole recipe, but leave your pants at home! That’s right, dining in the buff is the only dress code here. Just imagine the delight of munching on deviled eggs while debating whether they got their name from the spicy kick or the sight of your bare buns! Bring a dish to share, and don’t worry about which fork goes where—here, we’re all about simplicity. And remember, all day guests and visitors are welcome; it’s the perfect opportunity to show off your peach pie and your, well, peaches!

Raise Your Glasses and Drop Your… Everything at Beer's & Cheer's Father's Day!

This Father’s Day, June 14, 2025, the Forty Acre Club invites you to toast to the incredible dads out there in the most liberating way possible — completely nude! Why worry about spilling beer on your clothes when you can enjoy it in the buff? Here’s what we’ve got brewing:

All Day Brews and Views: From dawn till dusk, savor our selection of craft beers and homebrews. With nothing between you and the breeze, each sip is as refreshing as the last. No shirt, no shoes, all service!

Grillin’ and Chillin’: What's better than a BBQ? A nude BBQ, where the only aprons are for flipping burgers, not covering up! Join us for a sizzling session of grill mastery — just be careful with the grill splatters!

Fatherly Fun and Games: Participate in our ‘Bare Pickleball Tournament’ and ‘Naked Cornhole Championships’. It’s all the fun of traditional lawn games with an exhilarating twist. Who needs team uniforms when you have team spirit?

Toast to Dad: End the day with a cheer to all dads. Bring your best dad jokes— unlike clothing, a good sense of humor is required!

Remember: The Forty Acre Club is a place where families can come together and enjoy the freedom of being themselves. So, this Father’s Day, let’s strip away the formalities and celebrate dad in the most unforgettable way!

Father’s Day Potluck Dinner: Go Nude or Go Home!

This Father’s Day, June 14, 2025, at 5 PM, the Forty Acre Club is taking the term "family jewels" to a whole new level with our strictly nude potluck dinner. Leave your clothes and cares at the door, and bring a dish to share for an evening of bare-skinned bonding and belly laughs. Here's what's on the nude menu:

Naked as Your Dish Comes: Bring your best recipe to the table—just remember, aprons are for splatters, not modesty! Whether it's your famous spaghetti or secret-recipe salsa, it’s all about natural ingredients and natural diners.

Bare Buffet: Dive into a buffet where the only thing layered is the lasagna. Enjoy a spread of homemade dishes without any waistbands in the way. Stretch out, reach for seconds, and savor the freedom.

Toast and Roast: Honor the dads with a toast (and maybe a gentle roast). After all, what better way to celebrate Father’s Day than in the buff, chuckling over dad jokes?

Eat, Laugh, Love: Post-meal, let loose with laughter at our ‘Expose Your Dad Joke’ showdown—where the only thing covered up are the punchlines.

Full Exposure Required: At the Forty Acre Club, it’s all nude, all the time. So, this Father’s Day, we’re stripping down to the basics: good food, great company, and the great outdoors.

Get ready to bare it all at the Forty Acre Club’s Nude Father's Day Dance! Join us on June 14th, 2025, for a cheeky celebration where the dress code is as bare as the day you were born. The fun starts at 8 PM and goes until everyone decides it's time to cover up!

Dance like no one's watching (because they're probably not—they're too busy figuring out where to keep their eyes!). Remember, it's not clothing-optional; it's clothing-prohibited! So leave your threads—and inhibitions—at the door and get ready to groove in the buff.

And a little heads-up for our younger party animals: if you're under 18, it's past your bedtime in the clubhouse by 9 PM. This party is for the grown-ups to shake their tail feathers—literally!

Mark your calendar and prepare to shake what your daddy gave ya at the most liberating Father's Day bash ever!

Join us at the Forty Acre Club on Saturday, June 28th, for a session of Naked Yoga, where the only thing more flexible than the dress code is you! Strip away your worries (and your wardrobe) and stretch the possibilities in our beginner-friendly class. Whether you're doing a downward dog or a tree pose, you’ll feel more rooted without your roots tangled in spandex. It’s the perfect opportunity to align your chakras and free your body—all while keeping an eye out not to poke someone’s third eye! Remember, everyone is welcome, so limber up and let's namaste nude!

Get ready to spice things up at the Forty Acre Club's Jamaican Celebration on June 28th, 2025! Feel the rhythm of Jamaica right here in Lonedell, Missouri, as we turn up the heat—no shirts, no shoes, no problem! It's not just clothing-optional; it's clothing-prohibited!

Kick off the evening with a vibrant club-sponsored dinner at 6 PM, where you can tantalize your taste buds with flavors as bold as our dress code (or lack thereof). Then, from 8 PM until the last dancer drops, lose yourself to the beats and moves of our tropical dance party.

Please note, while Forty Acre Club cherishes its family vibe, the after-dark rule means those under 18 will have to say goodnight to the clubhouse at 9 PM. So, come ready to dance, dine, and shine in your birthday best at the most liberating bash of the year!

Mark your calendars for August 16th, 2025, because the Forty Acre Club is putting the "melon" in "Watermelon Crawl Poker Run"! It's time to strip down to your birthday suits and let the good times roll—or should we say, crawl?

Event Details: Grab your sunhat (and only your sunhat) because at our family-friendly nudist club, we're taking the "full house" to a whole new level—no bluffing about our dress code here! Whether you're a day visitor or here for a longer stretch, prepare for a juicy adventure:

1. Start Your Engines: The event kicks off at high noon. Don't worry about packing too much; it's not like you'll need pockets!

2. Checkpoints Aplenty: Crawl (or strut) your way through our scenic club grounds, where checkpoints are bursting with watermelon-themed games and challenges. Think you've got what it takes to win the seed spitting distance contest? Or perhaps watermelon wrestling is more your style—just try not to slip!

3. Collect Your Cards: At each juicy stop, you’ll draw a card to build your poker hand. The best hand at the end of the day wins a prize that's definitely worth taking your hat off for.

4. Eat, Play, Love: What’s a Watermelon Crawl without eating some watermelon? Dive into slices of sweet, refreshing watermelon at every checkpoint. It's fuel for the soul—and for making it to the next stop!

5. Prize Ceremony: Stick around for prizes not just for the best poker hand, but also for best use of a watermelon in a nudist setting—let your creativity run wild!

So, come on down to the Forty Acre Club, where the sun is hot, the watermelon is cool, and the dress code is as simple as it gets: shoes optional, smiles mandatory! This is your chance to have a blast, make some friends, and enjoy the freedom of being you. Just remember, it's all in good fun—so let's keep it fruity, not loopy!