🏓🍑 MEMORIAL DAY PICKLEBALL TOURNAMENT 🍑🏓 at the Forty Acre Club – where the only thing more exposed than your backhand... is you! 😄
👟 No shoes, no shirt, no problem — because clothing isn’t optional, it’s missing on purpose.
📆 Sign up before 8 AM, May 24th 🕗 Practice starts at 8 AM 🕘 Tournament kicks off at 9 AM sharp (like tan lines used to be)!
🥒 Bring your A-game, your sunscreen, and a solid grip (on your paddle, of course). 🥇 We play until someone wins... or until the sun decides we’re all just rotisserie chickens.
Don’t let your chance slip away — unless you're talking about the court. In that case, maybe bring extra traction. 👣
