🎉 Labor Day Weekend 🎉

Fun for All Ages, No Tan Lines Required!

It’s the grand finale of summer, folks, and we’re going out in true Forty Acre style: bare, bold, and full of belly laughs!

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family-Friendly Fun:
Yes, we’re a nudist club. Yes, there will be laughs. And YES—it’s absolutely AANR rules all the way, meaning wholesome, respectful, and fun for every age from toddlers to grandparents. (We’re talking sunscreen, smiles, and safe summer memories—not your weird uncle’s stories from the ‘70s.)

🎁 Basket Raffle – Saturday, August 30th

Get crafty, get clever, or just get silly—bring your raffle baskets to the clubhouse before noon so everyone can bid on them. Remember, the bigger the basket, the bigger the bragging rights (and yes, size matters… when it comes to baskets, people. Baskets.)

🍽 Pork Steak Dinner – 6:00 PM in the Clubhouse

Join us for a feast that’ll make you forget you ever liked hamburgers. Juicy pork steaks, good friends, and plenty of laughs. We’ll announce the cost soon, but honestly… can you really put a price on dinner where pants are never part of the dress code?

🍿 Snack Bar Volunteers Needed:

Part of your probationary membership includes helping at the snack bar. Sign up in the Large Pavilion. It's fun, it's easy, and you’ll earn brownie points faster than you can say, “Would you like fries with that?”

👒 The Bottom Line:
This Labor Day Weekend, leave the summer stress at the gate and celebrate the Forty Acre way. Bare bodies, big smiles, good food, great company, and absolutely no awkward tan lines.

Because at Forty Acre Club, the only thing we cover is the snack bar shift.